Things I don’t like about buses:
-You can’t get off them.
-Nobody else can get off them either.
-Nor can you throw someone out the window when you get sick of them.
-When drunk people continually accidentally lock the toilet door from the outside, and one has been drinking, it can make for quite an uncomfortable ride.
-Somewhere that takes me 4 hours to drive to in a car takes 6 hours on a bus.
-It takes 20 minutes to put snow chains on a bus.
-You don’t get to choose Hicksville (which ordinarily isn’t terrible, except when there’s nothing open but a dirty pub).
Things I like about buses:
-You can sit back and laugh/drink/sleep and not have to worry about concentrating for 4 ½ hours. Consequently you are less tired when you arrive at a destination, and MUCH less tired when you arrive home again.
-That’s about it.