Thursday, August 31, 2006

Um....

I'm sorry you said what....?

Chinese state media says a Chinese woman's attempt to teach her dog how to drive proved a costly error, as her car crashed into an oncoming vehicle.

*beat*

*yeh totally saw that one coming*

Xinhua news agency reports no one - including the dog - was injured, but both vehicles were slightly damaged.

*beat*

*she was obviously already brain damaged, or living in a cartoon*

Xinhua says the accident happened recently in the city of Hohhot, capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region.

The woman, surnamed Li, had noticed how fond the dog was of crouching on the wheel, and thought it should have a go at steering the car.

*a reasonable daydream, however not such a reasonable ACTION*

She herself operated the accelerator and the brake.

No wonder they're only allowed one child...

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