It's official: I am the BEST sister in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD (BSITWWW).
Aren't I, brother dearest?
And now let me tell you why....
NOT ONLY did I answer my phone at 12.45AM when it rang and woke me up... but I hauled my ass out of bed and went and picked up my drunk-as-a-skunk trashbag brother. Then I woke him up this morning to make sure he didn't sleep in all day and fail to hand in his assignment that he was SUPPOSED to be doing last night instead of getting drunk, and I took him to a coffee shop to try and fix his hangover and enable him to (maybe sort of) function, and then I dropped him off at his car.
What happened after that is anybody's guess...
I would like to point out though, that as generous as it was Jase, your MASSIVE fart in my room at 1am is NOT adequate repayment for my generosity and selflessness. Nor is the half a bottle of water I poured all over you shortly afterwards adequate payback for the fart. All in all, you are WAAAAAAY in debt to me.
But don't stress your pretty little head about it all... I'll let you know when i need something from you!