Look, we're all busy people, but I genuinely believe that we should take time in our busy lives to contribute to causes about which we are passionate. Therefore I urge you all to click on this link and sign the petition to MAKE SURE PARIS HILTON GOES TO JAIL THE STUPID CELEBUTANTE COW.
A grateful world will thank you for the part you played, and one day, despite whatever else you may or may not achieve in your life, you will be able to tell your children that you took part in a worthy demonstration of your right to petition.
3 comments:
damn right. there are so many of these going around at the moment, both for and against her going to jail. personally i dont think a petition should make a fart in a hurricane's difference anyway, but what the hell.
for god's sake woman (adolescent in woman's body, should i say), you don't deserve to avoid jail just because you're rich and famous. And to Mrs Hilton (paris' mum): No, the justice system is not just a waste of tax payers' money, and if you are so sure it is, then maybe you should contribute!
hahahaha. in fact, the top five (at least, maybe more!) petitions on that site are all regarding paris hilton, in this order:
1. Don't free Paris
2. Free Paris
3. Don't free Paris
4. Free Paris
5. Don't free Paris.
So maybe they should be entirely democratic, and instead of counting signatures on a petition, they should just count up which cause has the most petitions written about it, and then if there is one more petition wanting to free her than send her to jail, then obviously all charges should be dropped!
Make love not war. Free the monkeys and save the dust mites for with righteous zeal i smite thee unworthy fledgling.
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