Wednesday, April 26, 2006

I'm a terrorist.

If you were thinking of ways to combat terrorism, what type of ideas might you throw into the ring?


well i'm so glad that the very first thing most of you thought of was: introduce a national ID card.

I mean, what better way to combat terrorism.

No. Really.

It is immediately obvious to me how this would help.


It is.

I promise.

I get it.

Well, actually no, I don't, because i know that if I was a terrorist, I wouldn't really want to tip everyone off BEFORE i commit heinous crimes.

Name: Mohammad Abashi
Age: 25
Occupation: Terrorist

hmm. methinks that might land young Mohammad either a) in prison or b) on the first plane out of Australia.

I just don't get how it can help.

Any ideas?

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