It really bothers me, for some reason, that it is newsworthy that an actress has a baby and gives him a normal name - Johnny.
*GASP* No it couldn't be.
Mira Sorvino, you are now my celebrity Hero-Mummy.
I have written about the peculiar habit of celebrities giving their children “imaginative” names before, and I don’t think I could put it any better than Carrie did on last night’s Rove Live News.
“Geri Halliwell has had a baby girl and called her Bluebell Madonna. Apparently the name My Mother Hates Me was already taken.”
Now, not only was My Mother Hates Me taken, but so was I’m Going To Cop Shit All My Life Because My Parents Wanted To Make Sure That The Newspapers Had A Reason To Write About Them Now That They Are Has-Beens.
Phwoar. What a mouthful, but a mouthful I’d prefer to Bluebell Madonna.